What 'Despacito' sounds like when you don't know Spanish

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Here's the lyrics...

Eye... fonzie!
Oh... Oh no... oh no... oh...hey yeah.
Sea, sub, esky, jar-jar, moon, rat, old, meat, and, old, hair.
Tango, cave, eye, lark, teak.
Veet, can, 2, mi, rudder, your stubble, your Mum, gnome, mare.
Mess, Jamaican, minnow, canyon, void.
2, toilet, sanding, money, toy, soy, and, metal.
May, wire, second, foyer, man, door, plan.
Solo, comb, pen, silo, chair, ceiling, and, pool, sew.
Oh yeah... yard, yarn, mister, goose, sun, donuts, tear, law, normal.
Toto, Nissan, tea, doh, puppy, yen, toe, mask.
Ashtray, key, cold milo, singing, goo, map, euro.
Desk, pasito...
Halo, for speed - R2, foil, boy, dress, bar, seat, tow.
Cracker, cat, LaLiga, toaster, celery, throw.
Butter, kit-Kat, werther's, Seymour, stars, comic con.
Desk, pasito.