What Despacito sounds like when you don’t know Spanish (Full - Australian)

So I finally got around to finishing this off and it made its live debut last night.
Now you can sing along to Despacito without knowing any Spanish whatsoever! Despite the 21 brands featured in this, I think Kirks has clearly got the upper hand #despacito #englishversion #pasito #kirks

LYRICS BELOW:
Eye... fonzie!
Oh... Oh no... oh no... oh...hey yeah.
Sea, sub, esky, jar-jar, moon, rat, old, meat, and, old, hair.
Tango, cave, eye, lark, teak ahoy.
Veet, can, 2, mi, rudder, your stubble, your Mum, gnome, mare.
Mess, Jamaican, minnow, canyon, void.
2, toilet, sanding, money, toy, soy, and, metal.
May, wire, second, foyer, man, door, plan.
Solo, comb, pen, silo, chair, ceiling, and, pool, sew.
Oh yeah... yard, yarn, mister, goose, sun, donuts, tear, law, normal.
Toto, Nissan, tea, doh, puppy, yen, toe, mask.
Ashtray, key, cold milo, singing, goo, map, euro.
Desk, pasito...
Halo, for speed - R2, foil, boy, dress, bar, seat, tow. Cracker, cat, LaLiga, toaster, celery, throw. Butter, kit-Kat, werther's, Seymour, stars, comic con.
Desk, pasito. Kellogs there’s no Arthur bear sauce desk pasito
Femur love pie red-heads dare two lava in toe
Yesterday two purple tutu manur ski tow

Subi subi subi subi subi

Kettle fair bike R2 pillow
Kettle said to read moo
Kellogs singing sunny mocha
Slow carrot favoritos
(Favorito, favorito, baby)
If I miss I’ll grip a shark two sonar stair pear league row
Pasta provoke art hose doritos?
you can be the strawberry dough

sea tear B2 pen sorbent dominoes
nose-hair ketchup and sand hello
Yeah boat kia tent antelope
Mum, enter dundee bungalow
Subway kettle cortisone corn mi go casette bum-bum
Subway kesha webber table candle and mi bum-bum
mi pray body mi bow car putter beckham aldi subway
get up get up get away come to a modern little cabin
uno tango pizza, armageddon udder guy
Hippy, summy lentil, liquid, sunlight

Pasito pasito, swabbing swabbing sea tow
Nova mo peg and toe, pork key toe, pork key toe
Wand atom eraser cook inside a dresser
Look good in malaysia cone deli car vespa

Pasito a pasito, swabbing swabbing sea tow
Nova mo peg and toe, pork key toe pork key toe
Yeah get sour kids, home run, becker, western
pedal, palm & tower, key, ten, cola, pizza

Desk pasito
halo for speed r2 foil boy despacito
cracker cat la liga toaster celery throw
butter kit kat werthers Seymour stars comic con
Des-pa-cito
Kellogs there’s no Arthur bear sauce desk pasito
Femur love pie red-heads dare two lava in toe
Yesterday two purple tutu manur ski tow

Subi subi subi subi subi


Kettle fair bike R2 pillow
Kettle said to read moo
Kellogs singing sunny mocha
Slow carrot favoritos
(Favorito, favorito, baby)
If I miss I’ll grip a shark two sonar stair pear league row
Pasta provoke art hose doritos?
you can be the strawberry dough

Pasito pasito, swabbing swabbing seat toe
Nova mo peg and toe, pork key toe pork key toe
Kellogs singing sunny mocha
Slow carrot favoritos
Favorito, favorito, baby
Pasito pasito, swabbing swabbing seat toe
Nova mo peg and toe, pork key toe pork key toe
Pasta provoke art hose doritos
you can be the strawberry dough
Desk Pasito

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